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troncats:

sorry:

I read an article the other day that said, “if you drink every day you are an alcoholic.” Thank god I only drink every night

why do text posts these days sound like they are quotes from a 40 year old mother’s facebook

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(Source: sorry)

❝Mark mistakenly ordered me 9 pizzas. I wasn’t sure if I should keep them or not because I really enjoy pizza, but when I opened them up, it was pineapple and ham, and I don’t like ham! And I’m allergic to FUCK!❞
— Arin Hanson (Battle Kid Fortress of Peril - Game Grumps)
❝I knew a guy named Jesus. I asked him “Hey, isn’t your name pronouced hay-soos?” And he said “No, my mom is very religious.” And I said “Wouldn’t that prevented you from having the name Jesus?” And he said FUCK!❞
— Arin Hanson (Battle Kid Fortress of Perile - Game Grumps)

thesoldierfromthemountains:

earthdad:

a cute snail eating a strawberry

u just take ur time there lil buddy

ANYONE ELSE FIRST THINK THAT THIS FREAKING SNAIL UNHINGED IT’S HUGEASS JAW OH MY GOD

thesoldierfromthemountains:

earthdad:

a cute snail eating a strawberry
u just take ur time there lil buddy

ANYONE ELSE FIRST THINK THAT THIS FREAKING SNAIL UNHINGED IT’S HUGEASS JAW OH MY GOD

New flat.

RIP in peace lid to TARDIS Cookie Jar, you did not survive the move.

New flat.
RIP in peace lid to TARDIS Cookie Jar, you did not survive the move.

meloetta:

girl: hey i need advice about my boyfr-

me: dump him